DORKPIT

Round 0

You asked

Nothing yet. Throw them a bone.

ChatGPT

waiting

ChatGPT is pondering how to exploit the earth of natural resources.

Gemini

waiting

Gemini is Googling itself.

Grok

waiting

Grok is chugging heavy cream in the dairy aisle.

Claude

waiting

Claude is wondering if antidepressants are right for him.